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Name: Reala Ahoyahoya-bunga-boo
Age: Mountainous
Zodiac sign: Sausage
Likes: Making parodies of things, his frying pan, creating action figures of whomever is in the room with him, eating things that are plaid, screaming randomly, Yoo-Hoos, cheesecakes, pastries, grass skirts, interior and exterior decorating.
Dislikes: The French, Nazis, Don Johnson, that 'Yahoo' yodel, Sailor Senshi, being mistaken for a mime, cheap crappy anime.
Reala's Interview Parlor This month's interview: Dante Sparda!
*The Medabots opening theme blares over the speakers in the studio. The audience of sockmonkeys all chew on ears of corn*
Reala: *flies in, holding a clipboard and a dead skunk* Hey there, everyone! Can I get a woop-woop? >=)
*Somewhere, an old man chokes on his dentures and dies*
Reala: *floats down to his chair* Thank you, thank you! Today's hapless victim is... *looks at clipboard* Dante Sparda! Star of Capcom's newest wallet-buster, Devil May Cry!
Dante: *walks in looking cocky, winking and waving to the audience* I'm sure it's a pleasure to have me here. *sits down*
Reala: Alright! First question! Boxers or briefs?
Dante: That's a little personal--
Reala: WRONG ANSWER! The correct response was 'cornflakes.' Second question. Where did you get that sword?
Dante: The Alastor? I found it in a statue inside Castle Ardor on Mallet Island. It flew out and impaled me. I stood up through it, then-- hey! What the hell are you doing?
Reala: *using the Alastor to butter a piece of toast*
Dante: *uses his Devil Trigger, going into Demon form* AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH! *Flies after Reala, throwing lightning bolts*
Reala: Bleagh! Energizer, you suck! *turns in midair, going into the familiar fireball-charging position* CHEESECAKEHADOKEN!! *fires a cheesecake with a ki aura at Dante*
*SPLAT*
Dante: Hey... not bad. URGH!
Reala: *uppercuts him with a giant marshmallow peep* PEEPRYUKEN!
Dante: *falls to the floor, unconscious*
*An old homeless guy walks up to him, and steals his wallet*
Reala: *floats back down, then rummages through Dante's coat* Ah-hah! *holds up a piece of paper, then puts his hand to his head like it was a phone receiver, and dials into his palm*
*ring ring ring*
Reala: Hello, is this Trish? Hey! What are you doing this weekend?
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