Amethyst Productions Action Figure Line! Collect 'Em All!

SERIES ONE:

Hazama Itsuru / 8-Man
-Double your fun! This package includes Haz in both of his forms. Just press the button on the small of his back, and he switches modes! Marvel at the sound chip technology, and enjoy Hazama's various phrases like "Booyah!", "Yokito Taco Bell!", and everyone's favorite, "...". 8-Man has authentic 'Light-Speed Killing' action, but use caution, as you might find your Aunt Ethel on the kitchen floor with her limbs ripped off. 8-Man also comes with a generic cannon-fodder cyborg that explodes if you press the button on his chest! Hazama comes with a real kevlar trenchcoat, sunglasses, and interchangeable hair to power him up to Super Saiya-jin! He even glows gold! A fan favorite!

Reala
-Watch out, the door is really a pastry! Reala has a moving jaw, with insanely realistic 'Plaid Munch' action. Included are his Cheesecakehadoken projectile, and snap-on Peepryuken! Beware of his fearsome 'Buncha Krunch Mallot Munch,' performed with his giant gavel of Indiscriminate Justice! Also included are Reala's frying pan, and a snap-on harness with a hook on a string to simulate Reala's flight abilities!

Zackary Faelan
-This Ex-SOLDIER is back in his civilian atire, but not much else has changed! Zack comes with several swords, and an unbelievably accurate Omnislash action! Also included are miniatures of the WEAPONs, and a real working Materia! DISCLAIMER: Amethyst Productions Inc., hereby waives any responsibility for accidents, mutilations, maimings, or deaths by cause of the included Materia. Ask your parents for permission first, kids.

Ashe Askari
-The recluse of the Anime Capsule! Ashe has a real leather trenchcoat and hat! His twin swords can be taken out of their scabbards, and his Yari extends! Included in the package is a small tray, some sand, and a few rocks to recreate Askari's hangout on the desert planet Arakis! Also packaged is a replica of Ashe's ship, the Raven! A great gift for the pessimistic bastard in your life.

Bryan Amethyst (Current)
-The man himself, in his silvery new persona! Bryan comes packaged with several evil chat entities, such as the Typo Daemon, Lag Imp, and Boredom Troll! Includes several of Bryan's weapons, like an energy beam sword, scythe, and taloned gauntlets. Variant versions will have Bryan's ki projectiles in different colors, as well as when you shine a bright light on him, the aura that appears will be different! All of that, as well as an anime sweatdrop for those embarassing moments, and clip-on wings for his 'Seraphic Judgement' Super Art finishing move!

SERIES TWO:

Pulseman.EXE
-Sparky wants YOU to have a safe Net experience. Removeable helmet, and clip-on electricity for his fists, as well as Flash Kick and Flash Punch power wave projectiles! Sparky also glows in the dark! Includes a NetBattle Platform, and several Net viruses! Special mail-in offer is also included: Get your very own PErsonal Terminal! Create and customize your NetNavi by scanning bar codes to generate Battle Chips. NetBattle a friend for kicks, or trade Battle Chips.

Bryan Amethyst (Past)
-Due to popular demand, all of Bryan's incarnations will be released. The first in the 'Pasts Revisited' subset, Bryan Amethyst in his second stage, the Fiery Summoner! Cloth cloak and vest, also HimizuKazetsuchi, Bryan's signature flamberge, and even the awesome WarHammer! Includes several Summon Materia, and even Chibi Bryan! Chibi Bryan has his own Iron Buster gun, and a chest full of ammo!

Bryan Amethyst (Beginning)
-This is where it all started. A cloth cloak, and removeable real gold and silver armlets! Also packaged are the elemental spirits of the gold armlet: Dytto, Efreet, Bawu, Shade, Bass, and Airl. And we couldn't have the Gold's spirits without the three Silver servants, could we? They're in there, too.

Prince Stryker
-This Talonian royalty may not have become very popular, but we're hoping you can find a place for him in your toy bin. The wings have 6 poseable joints each, making for some very realistic poses. Included are an emerald rose, Royal Sword, Talonian WarMace, and a cloud stand for use in posing. An unsung hero who never got his day in the spotlight, now receiving his own action figure.

General Amethyst
-Boo! Hiss! Bryan's insane self, after the death of his wife. Includes a flowing cloak, crystalline armor, Battle Axe, and insanely huge energy blast projectiles. Feel like beating your sister's crappy Sailor Moon dolls up? Use the General's hypo-realistic 'Senshi-Asskicking' action, and watch the carnage!

SPECIAL BUNDLES:

Elements Line

Kevin Amethyst / Quivernell
-The youngest Amethyst brother, packaged specially with the physical representation of the Spirit of Water, Quivernell the Leviathan. Kevin comes with his twin chakram, and Quivernell has a whopping 36 points of articulation, in addition to his Aqua Blast projectile.

Bryan Amethyst (Past) / Aquinyx
-Second-youngest, yet the definite star of the Amethysts. Aquinyx, the temperamental phoenix has a light-up plume of fire, and super-poseable wings and talons. Bryan comes with the same accessories as his individually packaged version.

David Amethyst / Dranougan
-Second-eldest Amethyst, and Dragon of the Air. David has his bow and arrows,and a target; Dranougan includes slashing claws, and several spin-on-their-own tornado blasts.

Lance Amethyst / Basaxt
-Eldest Amethyst brother, soft-spoken and lion-hearted. Appropriate, since his is Basaxt, Lion of the Earth. Lance comes in his Geomancer attire, and WarHammer, since it was his originally. Basaxt has an earth-shaking roar, generated by specialized sounds chips inside. Also included are clip-on boulder-like pieces of armor for the mighty Lion.

Pasts Revisited All-in-One Pack
-This boxed set includes every incarnation of Bryan, including General Amethyst and Chibi Bry. Each comes with their own trading card, and individual accessories. Also included is a 3'x5' poster, featuring the incarnations together in a stand-up. A must-have for collectors!

PLAYSETS:

Bryan's Potions Shop
-Bryan, being an incredible chef, got that ability due to his expertise at potions brewing. Now you too can brew your own potions! Edible, flammable, and just plain fun! Includes base ingredients for potions, a 'spellbook' of recipes, cauldron for brewing, a basin for mixing, and a Bryan Amethyst (Current) figure to top it all off.

Hazama's Gundam Garage
-For all you mecha otaku out there. Perform maintenance on ANY and ALL mecha. Period. Includes maintenance equipment, and special edition Anubis and Jehuty Orbital Frames! Miniatures of Bryan and Hazama in piloting suits even fit into the cockpits! Also has a line of non-working snack machines for Bryan and Haz to kick repeatedly for eating their money! Haha!

General Amethyst's Domain
-Spooky. This crystalline den of sorts includes a General Amethyst figure, floating throne, and even slave-outfit Senshi! Watch in delight as the General beats 'em down. The entire playset also lights up to mimic the General's ki-charged anger! (Batteries included)

Reala's Interview Parlor
-Ever wanted to host an interview show? Even if you didn't, you still can! The parlor comes with several seats, a Reala figure, and even stands for the audience. Included are materials to make your very own sockmonkey audience! Thrill at the sound effects: "Ooh!", "Bleagh!", "Damnit, take your coffee elsewhere!", and many more!

SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION FIGURES:

Bryan Amethyst (Green Lantern)
-Wow! Bryan as a Green Lantern! Does he look cool or what? Comes with several 'Ring Power' accessories, like a giant sword, wicked-cool wings, and a giant-ass laser cannon! Included is your very own real Power Ring! (DISCLAIMER: Due to legal stuff, the Power Ring doesn't actually work. But it looks cool and glows brightly if you repeat the Green Lantern mantra, displayed on the back of blister card [In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power, Green Lantern's light!])

Anthiel
-This guardian angel sports a whopping 18" wingspan! Marvel at the feathers' detail! Comes with real cloth overcoat, the Sword of Truth, and Angelic Armor!

Aquiel
-Bryan was once an archangel, did you know that? Now you do! This exquisitely crafted figure sports SIX, yes you heard right, SIX wings, each with 8 points of articulation, creating an unbelievable 48 poseable joints! And that's just on his wings! Real leather trenchcoat, and light-up Holy Fire! This is the pride of the API. Bryan himself has one on his desk! Buy, buy, buy!

DISCLAIMER:

Uh... just so you all know, this ain't real. As cool as it would be, it just isn't. Yet, anyhow. Maybe if I learn how to sculpt and become an action figure advocate, it could happen. But in advance, to all those who might email me with orders for some, GOMEN NASAI!